Diagnosis

I made up a bunch of fake diagnoses for myself. Yep. I have ADHD, Aesthetic OCD, (Meaning that anything that isn't Aesthitic bugs me.) And Pseudophobia (Meaning I'm afraid of things that are illogical to be afraid of- like every single time I knock on a door, I'm afraid it's the wrong house. Or every single time I dial a number, I'm afraid it's the wrong number. Doesn't matter if I've done it a thousand times.)

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Wow, I'm kind of a pseudophobe. I'm OCD. What is aesthetic OCD? What does aesthetic mean? I'm lost.

Jeremiah said...

Aesthetic is how beautiful, streamlined, symmetric, etc. stuff is. So apparently he is bugged by things such as big lumpy rocks.

Jarom said...

It also means the thing has FLOW. That it's pleasing to the mind and not choppy and confusing. Why do you think Quin and Ryan's Writing Styles bug me so much?

Big lumpy rocks don't bug me. Here's a better example of what I mean... our basement has one lightswitch at the top of the stairs and two at the bottom. The one at the top and one of the ones at the bottom control the same light. But whenever I leave the basement, both the switches at the bottom have to be switched down. Even if that means turning the light back on and having to switch it off at the top of the stairs. Hmm... maybe that made no sense...

Unknown said...

Actually, that makes tons more sense now. You have to do that too?! We have one at the bottom, one at the middle, and one at the top of the stairs.
So I always have to turn the lights on and off because it bugs me if they're not right. I totally know what you mean.

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